neos

neos is the name for danish people who have a massive dick and gets all the ladies

did you hear neos got girls last night?
yeah he got all the ladies with that massive dick

by DefientlyNotNeos February 24, 2024

samsung s5 neo

Fabios Phone is crap

He's got a Samsung he must be an idiot #Samsung s5 neo is shit

by AvalonTV February 25, 2017

Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.

This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.

by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023

Neo

Neo omg he's the guy every girl wants... He has black hair and beautiful eyes. He might even have a mole here or there and the guy is a chad. He has a freakishly outlandish jawline with which he pulls girls. Oh my god look at his jawline, says a girl on a random day. He has a nice personality and he will keep trying for the girl he loves.

Liya: Damn is that neo?
Friend: Ooh look at that jawline
Liya: Aughh how can someone be this majestic? (rizzed)

by Thatonemalluchick July 22, 2023

Neo-Yuppie

A 21st century money-obsessed young man, who just can’t seem to let go of the 1980’s despite never living then. They are usually day traders, and often engage in crypto pump and dump schemes, also having a passion for pinstripe suits.

“Hey, where’d you get the jacket?”
“Forget it dude, it’s Members Only, that guy is such a Neo-Yuppie”

by PattyBasedMan January 3, 2024

Neo from 8th grade

Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.

Neo from 8th grade is really horrible, right?

Yeah but...

...

...

Yeah he's annoying

by Dennis from ... grade June 4, 2020

Neo Boolooning

The act of inserting a balloon into your anus and inflating it, then tying it and slamming yourself onto the ground so that the balloon may pop. An upgraded version of Boolooning.

Person 1: Screw Boolooning. Neo Boolooning is where it's at!

Person 2: Pardon?

by Sodaw August 6, 2024