night light

a girl that you think is attractive until you see her during the day

Jim: hey theres the girl you were vibing with last night.
Ryan: where? she was such a babe
Jim: right over there. hate to say it, but she's a night light. consider yourself deceived

by tbisquit February 3, 2010

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

night rider

a white girl who loves the black penis

That bitch cheated on me, turns out she's a night rider

by the fat kid December 21, 2007

girls night out

a typical girl's night out consists of a bunch of girl's getting completely dressed up, including but not limited to excessively slutty or overdone makeup, then going out to a club/bar type place to then get completely wasted all the while flirting with unsuspecting single men while their husband/boyfriends remain none the wiser.

Please also note girls night out does not have to include alcohol or a bar/club, if a moderate amount of male bashing goes on including but not limited to the boyfriend/husband, then a girls night out has occured.

If the girls night out does include a bar/club it should also include having gullible lonely men pay for drinks as well.

Dumb Girl 1: Hey ladies its been a while time for a girls night out!!
Dumb Girl 2: Yeh lets hit up the club this Friday and leave the guys at home!
Dumb Girl 3: Alright! I finally have an excuse to wear that slutty shirt I bought last fall!

Random Boyfriend with sense observing conversation: Uhh the last time you went out like that, you came home drunk as hell, with some random numbers stuffed in your purse.

Dumb Girl (doesnt matter which one): Shutup idiot! we had to give them something for paying for all the drinks. Duh.

Boyfriend: Oh okay, so its okay for me to go out and have some idiot pay for my drinks and give out my number in return then?

Dumb Girl: If you do that I will rip off your balls, fry them in oil and feed to the dog.

Boyfriend: yeh,...okay,...sounds fair.

by Skidmark McGee May 16, 2008

night nap

A nap that takes place at or after dusk and goes on into the evening/night hours, but is not a full sleep. After waking the napper often is left feeling even more tired and groggy than before the nap.

"Ah man I am so groggy, I took a night nap and woke up at 9pm and now I feel so shitty and lazy I never even wanna move ever again."

by igotnewshoes December 29, 2009

night jackal

A chronic masturbator who is ashamed of his/her habit. A night jackal will go to great lengths to keep his/her habit a secret.

Rahul has become the night jackal by jerking off in the crawl space of his basement. His sneakiness has allowed him to keep his habit a secret from everyone.

by 4th Best Master Debater December 5, 2010

Night Owl

People who are assumed to be lazy and/or procrastinators. However, they are the masterminds of Earth.

My Supporting Reasons:
~ Peace and quiet to focus (everyone else is asleep).
~ For all my fellow antisocial homies, no human interactions for hours! WOO HOO!
~ No distractions (i.e. media notifications, sunshine, good weather, people, sounds, etc)
~ More time to enjoy the daytime. Doing hobbies, talking to people, and just acting like a normal human beings in general!
~ Not having someone constantly peeking over your shoulder (that is, if you live with people).

In conclusion, Night owls are frickin' geniuses and deserve more credit than they are given. FYI, I'm writing this definition @3:54 A.M.

Person A: You look tired.
Person B: I am.
Person A: What time did you sleep last night?

Person B: I didn't.
Person A: Damn... you're officially a night owl.
Person B: THANK YOU! WHAT AN HONOUR! :D

by A_Credible_Source December 20, 2021