net biter

someone who bites swag on the internet

"did u see axxturels insta? i wanna dress like him!"
"ur a net biter dude.."

by gang money September 5, 2023

swamp net

when your internet is extremely slow

"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"

by ninja420 September 8, 2023

net talker

someone who solely talks on the Internet but will never actually do that shit in person

username2527: ur a fat ugly pig and I could punch you

username6756:: stop being a net talker a do that shit

by drakeandnickibelong September 14, 2023

Net banger

bkxbybrii Is definitely a net banger

Hey that girl bri is definitely a net banger she’s always trying to fight people online

by little mac64 April 10, 2024

Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.

"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."

by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024

run to the net

go out to tell people everything bad detail in a relationship after breaking up

omg don’t run to the net about our business

by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024

.net choco

A .NET choco, frequently spotted in a Patagonia vest, is passionate about everything related to Azure. They treat their ThinkPad as a staple accessory and haven't refreshed their tech stack expertise since the year 2000.

Hey look at that .NET choco over there! Is this an Lenovo Thinkpad X?

by hauxi March 12, 2024