Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

Look at my ass

Means you are annoying/You hated me and now my ass is bigger than yours and I have glowed up(sentence NOT meant to insult any Sallies I needed a name for example)

"Look at my ass Sally, you don't deserve my friendship or companionship

by TheSpicyBisexualRavenclaw November 1, 2020

my ass

assa

it os a assa . my ass

by h0bo October 1, 2020

angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina

"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."

by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017

pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"

Dude don't pancake my ass, that's nasty

by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 7, 2017

quack my ass

1)to shove a duck up your ass.
2) To say quack into someones ass hole

i order you to quack my ass

by Spoopy_taco_cat May 5, 2018