by 333bam July 23, 2024
by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 06, 2017
When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
by Thatboyfr June 19, 2024
I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life
Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
by The first time you were able a October 03, 2023
Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.
Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
by kkpep January 06, 2024
Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 02, 2023
Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.
by donutz mmm May 15, 2022