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Missouri Compromise

When you kiss a girl who is chewing a type of tobacco much stronger than your own. Such as Skoal vs. Kodiak
Andrew: Yeah dude, I was makin' out with Carly last night and she gave me the Missouri compromise.
Chris: Bummer, what was she dippin?
Andrew: She was chewing a cope, grizzly mix.
Chris: I'm sorry bro, that's a bummer.
by CAGP June 22, 2010
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Missouri snow cone

The act of laying on your back at the same time propping your ass up against a solid object such as a wall, tree or door so you can masterbate and shoot your own jizz on your face and mouth.
(1) Wow! I walked in to a dressing room at the mall and this dude had his ass propped up pulling off the Missouri snow cone.

(2) Guy (1) Have you ever been to St. Louis?

Guy (2) Fuck you, are you gay? Have you ever heard of th Missouri snow cone? Thats all they do down there.
by Random C October 20, 2009
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Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
by Scentsock November 7, 2018
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a muscow

Another name for an above average weight cow.
Wow that framer sure has alot a muscows this year.
by gamble-rock May 18, 2009
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Eugene Missouri

never throws parties, 20 good people, but everyone else Is fucking lame.
Where is the place that cant throw parties? Oh Eugene Missouri? Ya that's right
by Russellville Rules!!! March 31, 2019
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eddie munson

that metal ass bitch from stranger things. I love Eddie Munson 🏳️ 🌈✨.
me:“hey mum have you seen the new character Eddie Munson from stranger things?”

mother:“no. If you’re going to ask for another cardboard cutout the answers is no”
me: “oh. Anyway he’s really hot and I’m definitely gay. Happy pride month to me I guess 🏳️ 🌈”
by gayasfforfictionalmen June 12, 2022
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Mushoo

1. Mushoo
2. Swizzle
Mushoo Builder!
by Riceburner07 March 10, 2004
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