muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.

Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

Muddy Mc fly

When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.

Where's tuffy?

OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....

by Rustytinman December 22, 2021

Muddy Nutz

The act of a male taking a shit in a shit in a small, then dipping their scrotum in the shit water… Muddy Nutz

After eating a Gordito Burrito, Jared got muddy Nutz.

by GordonRamseysDad August 08, 2022

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 25, 2020

Muddy Creek

When you're giving your gal some anal action missionary style ask her to urinate so it mixes with the mud and washes down her her crack creating a muddy Creek.

I was pounding my gal's mud hole when the clam dam broke and washed the mud down the creek. Causing a muddy creek.

by Ducks74 July 24, 2021

Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.

After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.

by Risky Gecko November 10, 2017