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miked

verb
v.
1) to use wit and charm while discussing both emotional and physically driven situations
between the male (the initial speaker in the conversation) and the female (the receiver
of such mind boggling mike-isms).
2) to be ambiguous through electronic devices with the possible goal of communicating a
message to the victim of mike-ing. (i.e. facebook statuses, away messages, blackberry
postings, etc)
"what the fuck, i was just sitting at my computer minding my own business and all of a
sudden he just MIKED me with his stupid facebook status! HOW RUDE."
by truthbitch September 20, 2009
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Dirty Mike

1. Owner of a huge cock.
by katiie April 29, 2005
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Mike Newell

Possibly the most astoundingly shit director who ever lived. He has crucified such shit films as Harry Potter The Goblet of Fire, Mona Lisa Smile and Pushing Tin, not as if the last two films were going to be good anyway. He completely hashed GoF, and i have no doubt he will continue to take a steaming shit on good scripts in the future as long as he breathes the air to which he is unworthy.
Person 1: Oh look, Mike Newell! Hey, i've got something for you.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.
by Fu Manchu May 20, 2006
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magic mike

G1: You up for some Magic Mike?
G2:Hell yeah!
by Tacoboy69 January 21, 2015
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Mike Dyson

When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.
by BBK all the way April 4, 2013
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Mike Syndrome

Mike Syndrome is a disease where you shoot and you are unable to score. Side effects include posting, rq, and being bad
by F1NE July 6, 2018
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A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.
by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016
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