Michaels come off sweet. They tend to be players but will come out with the truth that they did fall for you when its too late. They always have a girlfriend because anyone would snatch them up.
by AL20000 June 24, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016
Get the Michaelmug. A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight
by Flash_O_Matic May 4, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. 1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. "I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"
"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
"Damn what a michael"
"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
by Shubidupam August 24, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. by TimmusA1 May 6, 2018
Get the Michaelmug.