Michael

Nobody likes him, he's annoying and Kerry hates him.

See that guy, he's called Michael and he's so weird

by XxTheTopDogxX September 26, 2017

Michael

This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.

Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.

by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019

Michael

cult leader

you're such a fucking Michael

by jesus2222 May 21, 2018

Michael

The most bitch ass name that someone can give their child.

Damn! My newborn son looks like a little bitch! Might as well name it Michael.

by TimmusA1 May 6, 2018

Michael

Michael is a guy who will make you fall for him , but will fuck you over real bad. He would act like he loves you then months later , after you’re attached to him , he will cheat on you and act as if nothing happened. He is an egotistical fucker who not only fucks slaggy thots but also loves to fuck anything that comes his way. He will fuck your man too so stay away. The only good thing about him is .... wait nothing . He doesn’t deserve shit

“ oh did you see what Michael did to his girl?”
“Yeah he cheated on her several times and she’s still not dumb enough to leave his ass”
“What a dickhead”

by Babyyyybxch January 10, 2019

Michaeling

Conspicuously flexing one's enormous muscles while contorting the face and pursing the lips.

"Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."

by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013

Michael

A Michael is a boy with a smol weewee who will kiss his girls best friend and also say he liked it. Michael may get girls but all relationships with Michael will end up bad. Atleast he tries. Or does he?

Michael, oh Micheal the mistake man.

by Panther66 January 30, 2018