merm

a word used to pause, similar to 'well' and 'um'

"Merm, I don't know."

by Dominic Mikus May 14, 2005

Mermaid tits

Tits that are blue and sparkley - this can be decoration on a top or can be acheieved through being very cold (and therefore with a blue tinge to the skin) and covered in body glitter.

'Wow nice top - it is blue and sparkley! You have mermaid tits.'

by Bad pam March 6, 2009

Memphis Dry Rub

When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube.

" I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"

by Sabres 1981 August 29, 2007

Mermaid Cigarette

Another word for a marijuana cigarette or a joint. Mermaids live underwater, but you must use fire to light any type of cigarette, the effects of marijuana can often lead to someone feeling like a mermaid who needs fire.

"Yo, Pass the mermaid cigarette dude."
"Time to roll a mermaid cigarette!"
"Meet me after work for a mermaid cigarette."

by Starboyjuice October 19, 2012

Mermy

A disease you get when shagging a mermaid

“That fishy bitch gave me the mermy disease !

by NonceM8 December 20, 2019

Meep Merp

I phrase used for no reason and to confuse another person

Person 1)Meep Merp

Person 2).....what?

by CrOiCKet April 14, 2021

Memp

The state or stance that embodies lethargy or minuscule care // laziness.

My position on this election is pretty memp
The writing on this show is quite memp

by BlueishDragon July 9, 2020