mother fucktard

easy enough said as a mother fucking retard

Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!

by Kaitlyn Christine December 3, 2007

motherhoebitch

A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.

Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."

Ali "motherhoebitch!!

by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011

Mother Pumpkin

Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.

Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?

Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.

by jessmanyeah December 27, 2011

motherblockers

Earphones used as a way of not listening to, or ignoring, your mother.

I got in the car and put on my motherblockers so I did not have to listen to my mum nagging!

by Luckyonetoo August 28, 2013

matherfahken

A variation of "motherfucking". Used commonly by Albanian American immigrants. It soon becomes one of their favorite words and one of the first words their offspring learn.

Jack, these matherfahken assholes think I'm playing around.

Grab the matherfahken UZI!

by The Emigrated Immigrant April 19, 2016

Motherjammer

A nicer way of saying "motherfucker" originated from the youtube video "prepared for terries" by the famous comedy duo Key & Peele

You have to fireboard those motherjammers

by The dawg jack April 7, 2017

Mother in law

A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.

All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.

by Wolves_Ay_We August 26, 2017