yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
by Ovadia January 20, 2019
Get the yo mommamug. Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*
by Liam=] May 4, 2009
Get the Yo Mommamug. A momma Eagle is someone who always looks out for their friends. They would stand up for their friends before they'd stand up for themselves. Momma Eagle also has a "nest" her nest is her close group of friends that she looks after and will sacrifice herself for.
Person 1: "I need help, I'm hurt"
Person 2: I can't get to you in time. I don't know what to do.
(Eagle screech heard in the distance )
Momma Eagle: don't worry. I am on my way. I'll save you.
Person 1: (does something dumb)
Momma Eagle: "you're not allowed in my nest anymore kobi"
Person 2: I can't get to you in time. I don't know what to do.
(Eagle screech heard in the distance )
Momma Eagle: don't worry. I am on my way. I'll save you.
Person 1: (does something dumb)
Momma Eagle: "you're not allowed in my nest anymore kobi"
by RTFU August 15, 2017
Get the Momma Eaglemug. by SleepySanti August 19, 2022
Get the yo mommamug. 