jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018

Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

by SSG winning August 26, 2013

Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess

by Uraavacado August 30, 2021

cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.

Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.

by kvm666 January 2, 2021

mess

your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.

"You can't tell me how to run my mess."

by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023

Sanyasi mess

A world class mess....benchod....gaand maralo

Sanyasi mess put in Everyday sambhar , dal, roti, chawal...neither tempting not advisable

by Hunger_hope November 24, 2021

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

by oshibka November 29, 2025