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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes 

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M 

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

Workforce Portfolio Management Team 

Workforce Portfolio Management (WPM) team also known as the "Seal Team" - A Team of Highly Skilled Professionals working behind the scenes to ensure success system wide
There is a crisis going on, we better get the Workforce Portfolio Management Team on it ASAP!

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

Alvins Stage Manager 

A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.
Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.

Back Seat Manager 

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.
Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting