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Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-
Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!
by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022
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chowder log

The shit you take immediately after getting cummed in your butt.
Jen had a huge chowder log after staying up all night with Max blowing loads in her ass.
by IM BORN TO FUUUCK January 17, 2014
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Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011
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Maiden Log

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole
by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021
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Sour log

When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.
Girl I was out with my guy last night and he gave me THE BEST sour log of my life.
by DaddyWeakKnees September 12, 2022
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Lincoln Log

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.
by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020
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Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.
Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.
by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
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