knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own
Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 31, 2022
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Log Swapping

Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.

It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.

After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.

More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.

There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."

Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"

Person A: "It's the ultimate form of

asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."

Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."

Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."

Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."

Person A: "Do you trust me?"

Person B: "Always"

Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"

Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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Logging on in 60

Something that a person says before they don't log on
Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"
by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023
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hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.
Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.
by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds January 04, 2018
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salt log

Good god that salt log is so tasty
by professional salt log January 28, 2018
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log twagling

something thats sounds bad, but really means nothing
I walked in on my friend log twagling
by backerman May 25, 2010
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