Looking at Urban Dictionary in the Middle of the Night

Probably not a good idea if you’re a guy.

Guy 1: “I was Looking at Urban Dictionary in the Middle of the Night earlier, and I totally cummed!”
Guy 2: “Oh man you must have been so horny!”
Guy 1: “Yeah.”

by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023

myspace looking

usually a girl who takes time to make sure everything is perfect for her picture even the lighting just so she looks good in her myspace pics but then when in person is fugly making her myspace looking and not actually good looking

tina is only myspace looking

by #123 January 9, 2008

Cake Licking

Cake licking can be used in different ways. One could be using an assload of cum and mixing it with the necessary cake ingrediants to make it. But the filling and icing should be cum. You would then, during sex, smash it in her face and demand her to lick it off her fingers or have a third person or you lick it off for her.

"Man, that bitch sucked my dick so hard, she was awarded with some cake licking!"
"Yeah, man, sounds kinky as shit. I'll do that the next time I have sex. Fucking cake licking!"

by Spencer Stuart July 6, 2015

ugly monkey/frog looking thing

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.

They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

licking door knobs

The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness

'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'

by hamster hammer October 8, 2009

licking stamps

Not sure what is going on here

What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)

by Chorltonwara October 31, 2008

looking for whiskey

when someone at a party goes off alone with someone else to perform oral

Kristin: Hey Amy, where did Jen and Nathan go? I haven't seen them in awhile..
Amy: Oh they went looking for whiskey.

by loveu:) April 14, 2009