Leafed

To get rear ended.

I was driving and slammed on my breaks so hard I almost got Leafed.

by J.Baker February 10, 2015

Leaf

A non-binary name that sounds really poggers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈

“Hey have u seen leaf lately”
“No I heard they got chlamydia”
“Damn that’s totally opposite of poggers”

by Leaf tea December 25, 2020

Leafing

To play like the Toronto Maple Leafs, i.e. frustratingly inept.

The Leafs were somehow losing to the worst team in the league again. They were Leafing away their season.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Leaf

Agency? No, tech company. Leaf provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eCommerce businesses. The team gives traditional digital marketing partners a run for their money. Hates snake oil. Likes code, data, and sloths.

No cap, Leaf is the CEO of profitably scaling DTC brands. 🚀

by beLeafer November 25, 2021

Leaf

A slur for Canadians based on their flag.

“You fucking leaf, I bet you drink maple syrup out of a water bottle”

by HermioneDanger June 28, 2020

Leaf

Hot, sexy, tight, little bod of a man. Very smart and rational. Probably into philosophy and listening to 2000’s Will.I.Am and Usher throwbacks. Only eats once a day and when he does eat it’s candy. Publicly very, very sweet and nice, but behind closed doors is sassy.

“wow, Leaf is sooooo hawt”

by trbin8tor February 16, 2021

Leaf

Leaf is the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He is a great bf and is so cute and wholesome it’ll kill you.

Leaf is the best bf ever

by Sy_ January 30, 2022