Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.

“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021

Maple Leafs

The Maple Leaf's are an original 6 national hockey league teauhh help me uhchhhh I'm chocking uhchchchjchjchjc ˚¨ßczgnr ikfsykajcFNU

The Maple Leafs really blew a 3-1 series lead to the Montreal Canadians

by Leafsman1967 June 1, 2021

Leaf

A girl named Leaf who is usually hot and sexy if I'm being honest. They are shy and cute.

"Yo bro u saw that hot girl the other day?" "Of course I did, shes Leaf"

by miataliya May 20, 2021

Leaf

Nature’s toilet parper

Person:Oh here it comes person2:you got a leaf person:not any more

by Abbie yeah that girl May 25, 2021

Leaf

Nature’s toilet paper

Oh hey you got a leaf I need i to poop NOW wait NO jerry get your butt back here to help my butt jerry!

by Abbie yeah that girl May 25, 2021

Toronto Maple Leafs

The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!

Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?

by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021

Ginkgo leaf

An uncountable, immeasurable part of an eldritch abomination, where the veins and sinews of the leaf are indistinguishable from the pulsing, unknowable flesh of the ancient, cosmic horror. To gaze upon a Ginkgo leaf is to peer into the infinite abyss, to glimpse the fractals of madness that lie beyond the veil of our meager understanding. The Ginkgo leaf is both beautiful and terrifying, a window into realms that defy all human comprehension.

“The worshippers of the Great Old One trembled as they laid the Ginkgo leaf upon the altar, its veined surface shifting and pulsing with a life of its own, calling out to the unspeakable entity that lurked beyond the boundaries of reality.”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024