Sab's Law

Originating from iFunny, a law that states any sharp objects left on the ground will be fallen on, often multiple times.

"did you hear that Blaze kid got hit by Sab's Law?"

by Dallas C. January 15, 2020

pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.

If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.

by Keds January 26, 2014

The Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.

Using the Law of Attraction you can manifest anything

by KaedanClub September 9, 2020

Gooniör’s Law

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.

“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”

by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021

Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017

Tiffany's Law

No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts

All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law

by in your walls rn February 27, 2022

Mother in law

A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.

All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.

by Wolves_Ay_We August 26, 2017