mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.

mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant

by Khimler December 23, 2016

lost here in london

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts

"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."

by hold on till may June 29, 2016

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

balmond london

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.

I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

London Bridge

Sexual position where 2 men are in doggy style with a girl, while the girls are face to face making out. The women form the bridge. The two men facing each other lock their hands together in the air just like the position Eiffel towel.

Kevin and I became so much closer after we London bridge our girlfriends.

Did you hear Kara and Kiely did the London Bridge with the guys at the party.

by KeyMaster69 January 19, 2022

London bridge

When 2 couples get together and form a sex bridge with a male at the one end a female Doggie style licking the other woman Doggie style while the other male at the other end drills the other woman. Sort of like the Eiffel tower but longer with more Sex going on involving more peeps!

Two couples decided that after a few drinks they would go to the bedroom and form the London bridge!

by Mariospaghetti December 23, 2019

London bridge

When two girls go ass to Ass on a double headed Dildo and sucking dick and the guys are fist bumping

Check those chicks doing the London bridge!!

by J&S Fabrication December 24, 2020