Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.
Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023
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