Kitten Barbie

Kitten Barbie is someone who thinks she's attractive but cakes on too much makeup. She's also the typical person that causes drama and when she doesn't get her way blocks everyone out of her life for about 5 minutes. It's the kind of person nobody truly likes they just pretend they do for amusement.

Oh I guess I have to deal with Kitten Barbie today...

by MrMixy June 1, 2018

Momma Kitten

Momma Kitten means Kristen Scott

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Momma kitten's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Well you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

by I love momma kitten (: April 20, 2011

Kitten Chili

The act of taking your best friends cat, skinning it, and then applying it to a bought or home made chili mix. Serves 2-4 depending on size of cat.

Yo son, thank god for bud's kitten chili. Fed me for a week.

by Josh Reray December 14, 2008

Saal's Kittens

(Saws-Kittens) A group of rowdy juveniles recently added to the gang world of Tell City.

yo dawg, the Saal's Kittens are off the chizzain!

by Raymond Washington March 4, 2008

kittens and puppies

when a dude cums on a girl's face

It's raining kittens and puppies on your mom's face.

by blackisthelastthingyoullsee June 21, 2010

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005

sweater kittens

another word for boobs, awesome ones. sometimes referred to as "sk's"

"man o man, sally has some nice sweater kittens. meow"
also.... "nice sk's, not you"

by hallsy September 17, 2002