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Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.
We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.
by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024
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Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.
Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024
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Keyboard Mechanic

A complete TOOL that trolls online DIY and Tip videos that show the public procedures and tips on repairing cars and trucks These guys generally work at "your moms house" or the workplace is an empty field on social profiles. They like to tell you how you fucked up and how WRONG you're doing something when in fact their own mechanical knowledge and experience isn't enough to fix a coffee maker.
DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."

*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*
by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 15, 2026
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