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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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A short dumb Mountain Dew drinking bitch that will sweat his balls on call of duty and fortnite.
by BLACKBUKAKEKING November 8, 2019
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Kevin is the type of guy to get girls drunk to fuck them
Wow, kevin got a girl drunk to fuck them like klare 🙈
by random6369 April 9, 2019
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Kevin is a big dumb ass boy
by Desmond/Lildez September 23, 2019
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This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
Kevin makes me cry in pain
by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019
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Kevins are the best people around. Girls that get Kevin's have goto to be the luckiest people ever. Kevin's are normally great at every kind of sport.
Lee: My dad is called Kevin.

Robbie: Damn Kevin's are awesome, Wish I was you!
by Haggarty July 31, 2017
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the one that has sex under the table during the day
wife: hey you want to kevin
husband: YES!!!!!!
by sexygaymanlover February 6, 2019
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