Fortnite kid 

A fortnite kid is someone who has severe brain damage. They talk shit even though they are not good at the game they play, they then proceed to ruin other games and shows. Fortnite kids are the bane of fun. If you ever see a fortnite kid kill it immediately.

Look Seb is a fortnite kid

Fortnite kid by Sbeveofficial October 18, 2020

Kobra Kid 

One of the killjoys used by the band My Chemical Romance. Mikey Way plays this character in the album danger Days: the true Lives Of The fabulous Killjoys.

Kobra Kid is awesome

Kobra Kid by victoria purple October 21, 2011

Fuck Kid Rock 

A replacement for the simple word fuck. Stems from the extreme shitiness of the wothless waste of life that is Kid Rock.

Oh Fuck Kid Rock, I got my cock caught in my zipper again.

Fuck Kid Rock by jimmyain'tgotnodong January 11, 2008

iPad kid 

A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.

My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.

iPad kid by LukesPoetryCorner April 28, 2021

sticky ipad kid 

a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.

ew look at that sticky ipad kid.

sticky ipad kid by cassidybowe July 29, 2021

barn kid 

Any person, typically of rural decent, who misbehaves according to social norms. E.g. shouting, fighting, or loudly arguing in public, especially to the point of making nearby spectators uncomfortable. In other words, anyone who shamelessly behaves as if they were raised in a barn.

This was an amazingly beautiful wedding reception, until those god damned barn kids showed up and started throwing Klondike bars at oncoming traffic.

barn kid by Realitea November 19, 2014

Island Kid 

An Island Kid is a kid who lives on an island near mainland, one who is almost always spoiled and will snitch on anyone, including their friends.

They're found mostly in groups of three, varying in sizes, they're not smart, and don't get any humour besides crap and piss jokes.
Don't be threatened by them, unless your teacher is an Island Teacher, just avoid them because they're always right.

"Dude, Quintin is such a fucking Island Kid dude, he got me suspended for getting him out in 4-square, Fuck him dude."

Island Kid by Cooper Hand September 22, 2019