key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 July 6, 2011

pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 15, 2010

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.

"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."

by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018

Tyler Keys

Funny

Sexy
Dress good

Opium

Cute
Smart

You know Tyler Keys?

by Destory Lonelyy April 13, 2023

Sam-key

A large measurement of sniffable drugs off a key equivalent of a standard line

Had a sam-key of MD last night and I was off me nut

by Crewefiend May 29, 2018