Jose

Jose is a depressing person who can't keep his girl from running away with another man.

"Look at that Jose, his girl is being stolen by m_val555 and he can't do anything about it."

by Yourmansfave700 January 14, 2020

Jose

Jose is a person who you won't like if you hate idiots, but he's a good friend...... Im just kidding..... He's a big fat pussy, he's scared of everything hes ugly and fat... Jose is a man of his own kind and own back ground.

Person 1:Ay did you hear about jos-
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me

Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—

by Ig: rquin_coupie January 27, 2020

San Jose-Chua

Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.

"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."

by pentagonixx March 1, 2020

Jose

is a good fortnite player and is also gay because he likes to put a penis in his mouth on mondays, sometimes friday i he's in the mood.

jose is gay.

by assylaisthicc March 6, 2020

Jose

A penis

I am a guy so I was born with a jose

by Wakanda4ever65 March 9, 2020

Jose

An el charming ass nigga has a mighty cock and will make your asshole hurt

I want Jose in my ass

by Lil cuck March 21, 2020

jose

Jose is a very good friend even tho he’s sometimes a bully and never eats food. but he’ll also stand up for u and help u when ur in a crisis and really wanna cry. he also loves his gf and wants to have six kids with her. everyone should have a jose in their life u won’t regret it 💁🏽 ♀️

Person #1: “ahhh do you know jose?”
Person #2: “omg yes he’s the homeboy 😌”

by idfkilljustputanonymous June 13, 2020