A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.
by crackhoe8888888 March 08, 2010
jon bon jovi is the most loyal husband in the world. Is very strange for rockstar to have just one marriage in his life...
"I don't care about my house, cars and all material things. I care only for health of my wife and my kids" said jon bon jovi
by Ema Konèan May 08, 2006
When you've heard a story so many times that you feel like you were there, and therefore have the right to tell the story as if you were there.
After hearing about what happened at Ron-Jon so many times, Jimmy became a victim of the Ron-Jon effect
by djtrey12 November 03, 2010
by Brandi m dukes November 09, 2017
Jon Bon Jovi is possibly one of the most resilient and talented rock stars in the past century. His music is not only amazing, but has been going strong for decades. Since his breakout sing in the 1980's (with his band, Bon Jovi) he has continued to produce successful albums, both solo, and with his band.
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).
"Jon Bon Jovi is devilishly handsome!"
by whoaaaaa July 20, 2006
A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
by Justin Gerard February 01, 2010
A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.
by baseracer June 25, 2009