Jonathan

The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.

Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

Jonathan Jonathan Johnson

JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.

“ Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend”

“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”

“ he’s mine”

“ no he’s mine!”

by Glynop August 30, 2023

melissa and jonathan

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.

"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

by mel200898 April 21, 2022

Jonathan

what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons

"Jonathan eating pizza!"

by weewoman March 31, 2008

the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.

Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006

Jonathan Bassrider

The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.

What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.

by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008

Jonathan

The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af

Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!

Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!

by The Lord Of Thickness May 16, 2018