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joe mazzello

a cutie who acted in various movies such as: Jurassic park, the social network, The pacific, wooly boys, The cure, undrafted, simon birch, etc. but most recently Bohemian Rhapsody as john deacon
where was joe mazzello's mom in 1983
joe mazzello didn't realise perm stood for permanent

if joe mazzello squints his eyes a little he looks like a guy named john deacon
joe mazzello first heard bohemian rhapsody on napster

yes, joe mazzello sounds like a mozzerella stick, wbk
by mazzellhoe January 9, 2019
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Brother Joe

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016
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joe titty

A skilled trades apprentice who is always clinging to the journeyman and sucking off the titty.
That Daman is a real Joe Titty.
by JoeTitty November 17, 2016
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Joe-Fro

The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.
1.
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!

2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
by ocius1 May 28, 2009
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Joe Byron

The President of the United States, according to a man from Coney Island that often appears on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc)
by ItsLittyInDaCity December 1, 2021
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Brother Joe

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
by Nnn3RVO September 11, 2016
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Dementia Joe

Joe Biden clearly suffers from early stage dementia. He is an empty suit, puffed up by left wing anarchists. Dementia Joe, aka Bejing Biden, Hidin' Biden, The Joe with the Ho.
Dementia Joe had another senior moment today. He forgot where he was and told the crowd they know where he is.
by Ramseyprice69 October 17, 2020
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