Jizz Cakes

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.

A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.

by marabousteak January 25, 2011

Jizz Kitty

After blowing your load in a girl, you go down on her and lap up your semen.

"After shooting my load in Chrissy, I went down her and became her jizz kitty."

by theangrybeard August 16, 2014

Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.

Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*

by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010

Jizz Googlian

Someone that uses jizz goggles

Man 1: guacamole nigga penis, jizz googlian

by Jizz googlian nigga man May 19, 2022

sac of jizz

a full hairy bag of white goo attached to your penis.

- aka your balls

"hey, you wanna feel my sac of jizz?"

by cuchillo May 25, 2021

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

Jizz paper

Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.

Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"

Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"

by Milkscomic February 22, 2021