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Jared

by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021
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Jared

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.
by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017
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National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
by laparth November 5, 2020
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National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.
Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!
by laparth November 5, 2020
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Jared

A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.
Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
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Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.
"Jared, we're through!"
by C0nman February 22, 2019
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Jared

by nngls November 23, 2021
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