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Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 12, 2017
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Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep
Hate jake , sucha dick
by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017
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Jake

Jake is a nice guy but he will break your heart he messes you around hes a big ugly assed fuckboy
by Gingeredemma July 5, 2018
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Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.
Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?
by newalbany April 24, 2018
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Jake

Adjective:
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.
"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."
by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018
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jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.
"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."
by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017
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jake

probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
by user1423 December 27, 2020
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