Isn’t the smartest of men and is known for his fucking putrid farts, he's small and so is his Brian. He is a disappointment and should be forgotten.
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Walked in to the restroom at Steak n Shake and was startled by a guy taking a Jeepers Kreepers in the handicap stall!
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Used when you want to finish a project/task but someone starts unnecessarily applying red tape to delay or block it.
Johnathan: I have finished my project and will submit today
Richard: You cant submit until I have approved it
1 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
2 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
3 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks fine.
Peter: Johnathan you just been Jeppered
Richard: You cant submit until I have approved it
1 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
2 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
3 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks fine.
Peter: Johnathan you just been Jeppered
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Get the Jeppered mug.When you want to finish a task/project someone who unnecessarily applies red tape to delay or block it.
Johnathon: I have completed my task and will submit today
Richard: You can't I have to approve it
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
3 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check it now!
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks good to send
Peter: Johnathon you have been Jeppered!
Richard: You can't I have to approve it
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
3 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check it now!
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks good to send
Peter: Johnathon you have been Jeppered!
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Jasper is a charming person with a beautiful smile. He is perfect with all his imperfections and being around him will give u butterflies. If you ever get the chance to be with him don’t take it for granted, he will treat u like a queen and be there for you whenever u need him. Jasper will usually end up with a Bella. They don’t admit to their feelings all the time.
Jasper is a charming person with a beautiful smile. He is perfect with all his imperfections and being around him will give u butterflies. If you ever get the chance to be with him don’t take it for granted, he will treat u like a queen and be there for you whenever u need him. Jasper will usually end up with a Bella. They don’t admit to their feelings all the time.
Friend 1: oh my god jasper, Bella has a crush on you and everyone thinks yous would be perfect for each other
Jasper: Hmmm maybe we would
Friend 2: jasper just admit u want to be with her we always see u looking at her in class just do it already
Jasper: Hmmm maybe we would
Friend 2: jasper just admit u want to be with her we always see u looking at her in class just do it already
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Jasper is an amazing person with a beautiful smile. He is perfect with all his imperfections and if u get the chance to be with him don’t take it for granted he will be one of the kindest and most handsome guy u will ever meet. Jaspers usually are with a Bella. They don’t usually admit to their feelings but if they do don’t waste the time you’s spend together. Jasper has a greAt sense of humour and you will usually stay up all night texting him because u can’t get enough of it. Jasper has a beautiful personality and wouldn’t intentionally hurt you and if he does he isn’t meant to be a jasper. He will usually become friends with your best friend so he can get closer to you even if he doesn’t realise it.
Jasper is an amazing person with a beautiful smile. He is perfect with all his imperfections and if u get the chance to be with him don’t take it for granted he will be one of the kindest and most handsome guy u will ever meet. Jaspers usually are with a Bella. They don’t usually admit to their feelings but if they do don’t waste the time you’s spend together. Jasper has a greAt sense of humour and you will usually stay up all night texting him because u can’t get enough of it. Jasper has a beautiful personality and wouldn’t intentionally hurt you and if he does he isn’t meant to be a jasper. He will usually become friends with your best friend so he can get closer to you even if he doesn’t realise it.
friend 1: oh my god jasper, Bella has a huge crush on you and everyone thinks yous should date
Jasper : hmmm really everyone, we maybe could date
Friend 2: jasper bro just admit you have feelings for her too we always catch u staring at her in class just ask her out already
Jasper: your right I do have feelings for her I’m gonna ask her out let’s go
Jasper : hmmm really everyone, we maybe could date
Friend 2: jasper bro just admit you have feelings for her too we always catch u staring at her in class just ask her out already
Jasper: your right I do have feelings for her I’m gonna ask her out let’s go
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