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Sex

When a mum and dad fall in love so much and get into bed naked dad sees mums boobs and mum sees dad mum sees dad willy
by ColleenBallinger March 17, 2020
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sex

are you so bored u look up sex? get a life
by gooeyduck69 June 11, 2020
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Sex

Sex is anime tho
by Bruh21184 April 5, 2021
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Sex

An old fable of how children are born. It was later discovered that sex isn't real around the 1970s.
"Hey bro I'm gonna try to have sex with my wife."
"Dude, sex isn't real!"
by Just the man of Epix. July 31, 2020
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A cute girl asks you over for a "sleepover" (wink wink) when no one else is home. You come over and she starts pulling off your clothes, and you are pulling off her clothes. You start kissing her all the way down her body. You reach her soft, big boobs. You start kissing them, licking them etc. You reach the inside her legs right beside her vagina. You kiss them and tease her so much she's moaning with delight. Then, you stick your dick in her vagina, now both of you are moaning.

You do this for 2 more hours moaning and other sexual noises and acts. Then she starts eating you out, "uuuuuuuhhhhhhh", you moan. then you stick your dick in her vagina again, just to please her, and yourself. You do this all night, laying in bed. It felt so good. You didn't want that day to end. Then, you fall asleep with your dick in her vagina, reliving what just happened in your mind. You wake up on top of her, and she's already awake, taking off her bra to get ready for some tiddy fucking. You start sucking her boobs and kissing and licking them. Then you get up and stick your dick in her butt, preforming anal sex. You do that, moaning and groaning with delight. You do it until your mom comes to pick you up. As you leave, you and her plan another "sleepover" for next week.
You: I just had sex with my girlfriend all night last night and all morning too.
Friend: Lucky you! My girlfriend is out of town
by MimiLOL456 December 9, 2018
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Sex

Bro ur just horny but ima give it to you anyways.

Penis + Vagina = Sex
Boy: I wanna have sex with her so bad

Friend: seriously bro that’s my girlfriend
by Dumbgaybitch107 May 1, 2020
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Sex

Sex is when your making a baby like that white shit that comes out u thats cum.
Hey babe wanna make a baby ? sure.ok bring your sexy ass here then.
by Wolfie_fnaf_@fton May 16, 2021
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