thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004

Australian Shower

When instead of showering, you just spray yourself with alot of deodorant.

Joe: We have to go man! you don't have time to take a shower.
Jake: yeah, I know. I'll just take in Australian Shower

by thisnameisnotbeingused November 14, 2009

hooker shower

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.

Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.

by minderlithe February 20, 2011

gold shower

A beautiful warm stream of lovely piss

She gave him a refreshing hot golden shower

by Bill May 10, 2004

Scandinavian Shower

Instead of taking an actual shower with soap and water, one just puts lotion on.

I don't have time to scrub down in a real shower, I'll just take a Scandinavian Shower.

by peloton September 24, 2009

shower slut

A promiscuous girl who often performs sexual acts in the shower when extremely intoxicated. Shower sluts have a very specific type and often prey on minors, Gingers, Arabs and Englishmen.

"Emma Cullen hooked up with Finn in the shower"

"Didn't she hook up with Tarek"

"I thought it was Ed?"

"What a shower slut.. "

by sluckacucka October 17, 2011

struggle shower

When your shower head breaks and you have to tape on a plastic bottle and poke holes in the bottom so it duplicates like a shower head.

Damn, My shower head broke. Time to take that struggle shower! Where Dat Plastic bottle?

by Mr. Strugglez September 28, 2013