butt pain

When the posterior of a organism goes through great uncomfortableness

I had a lot of butt pain on the toilet.

by Preekam April 17, 2014

Lame pains

Emotional pains so intense at the sight of someone acting in an embarassing manner that one noticiably cringes as if the pain were felt physically.

I got some serious lame pains watching my friend attempt to entertain the masses with some less than witty jokes at the subway station.

by Brian H. Nelson October 25, 2007

pain pill crisis

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!

Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

labor pains

time for 'def', to shit, flop-cutting time

i almost gave birth on the floor, my labor pains were so intense!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

T-Pain

Someone who is sprung on someone else.

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Person A: So are you going out with us tonight?
Person B: No, I'm hanging out with my girl.
Person A: Man, you a T-Pain !

by Jay-Cee March 15, 2009

soul-deep pain

Usually the result of a traumatic, painful event, this is the type of pain that hits your deepest insecurities.

On the outside you may seem fine, smiling and acting normal, but inside you're grieving and hurting.
Soul-deep pain may not be reflected on the outside, but can typically be seen in the person's eyes.

They tend to look blank and hollow, despite their seemingly genuine smile.

- "Jane must be really torn up about her father's death."
- "What? How can you tell? She's always smiling!"
- "Look at her eyes. That's soul-deep pain."

by shakingneverwaking May 26, 2010