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One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
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10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017
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Metric Inch

A distance of 33 millimetres.
Why do you think using British Imperial measurements makes you free? If you give them a metric inch, they'll take a kilometre.
by Jaymax February 19, 2022
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5.17 inches

Person 1: my penis is 5.17 inches
Person 2: yea thats average
by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025
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5.1 inches

The average penis size on the world according to the first google result

Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
Dude I heard Robert's penis is 5.1 inches
Really! Mine's only 2......Nobel prizes... O-of course.
by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017
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inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
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3/16th 8 inch beam

The term "3/16th 8 inch beam" doesn't even have to refer to a beam thats 3/16th of an inch and 8 inches long. It simply refers to the most important part of any type of project.
"Hey John, go get the 3/16th 8 inch beam from the back of the truck" (In this case John is going to go get the most important part of the sink he is installing, the sink drain.)
by Knotgod July 3, 2025
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