Stranger Danger

When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.

"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."

by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022

Danger Punk!

Saw a gang of wolves at a young age, then after moving into their own neighborhood they waited for the day when they knew everybody, secretly training dangerously in wait, and took them all out for in honor of that wolf gang. To be their own person afterwards.

For bombshells.

See that skaterchick? She's looking for a Danger Punk!

by LancerForSkaterGirls September 10, 2018

Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.

Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"

by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024

Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.

Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23

by dpumaster May 17, 2011

Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss

Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!

by I want todos May 14, 2021

danger-rope-a-dope

A snake handling technique where you use a snake hook to repeatedly pull a snake in the direction opposite to where it is trying to flee while backing up until the snake is exhausted enough to pick it up by the tail.

I saw a guy try to use the danger-rope-a-dope on a black mamba, and he almost didn't die.

by F.Dirac July 25, 2018