Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s really cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her to stay warm.

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in ice fishing shack because it was -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.

I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.

by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018

Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.

Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.

by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016

NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.

I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower

by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024

Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell

Gave that dancer a hot pocket

by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.

Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.

by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025