Hipster

Pretentious asshole.

Hipster: "OH, today is the Super Bowl? It is also Langston Hughes birthday."
Real man: " Fucking hipster."

by T1zzl3 February 1, 2015

Hipster

A douchebag that wears a scarf, knit cap, sweatshirt and Converse sneakers. Can often be found at a nearby Starbucks or weed store. CAUTION: HIPSTERS ARE AN EXTREME BIOHAZARD, DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO SHOWER AND STOP SMOKING WEED. KILL ON SIGHT.

Adam: Dude, what is that smell?!?!
Jake: Some hipster's weed stank ..let's get out of here.

by [Insert Name Here] August 11, 2014

Hipster

non prescription glasses
button up shirts with no where important to be

no socks with vans
huge faggot

Heres a good example

Dude, you're the definiton of hipster...

- Dude there is nothing hipster about me...
You're wearing a button up shirt and you're going to get fast food....

- Damn i guess I am pretty hipster

by alecissohipster August 29, 2013

Hipster

1:White girl who wears crop tops and highwaisted shorts & high top converses. Frappucinos from Starbucks to them are equivalent to drugs.Everything British is "ace"(like the Brits say)To be hipster,you have to use Tumblr,but mostly post WeHeartIt pictures. Hipsters have to have watched mean girls at least 5 times. Their favorite shows are either Keeping Up with the K'dashians or Pretty Little Liars.To be hipster,you have to own a white iPhone5. Their hearts belong to someone from 1D, 5SOS, Bieber or some YouTuber.All their instagram usernames have to be something like: its(yournamehere) or xo(yournamehere)xo etc

2:A closed up person,but still humorous.They wear anything they feel comfortable in,but mostly skinny jeans or something with floral prints(and if you're a guy,just prints)They enjoy Sunday mornings with banana and raspberry pancakes with maple syrup,sunlight in the pictures they take,compliments. These hipsters are a community when they're on Tumblr,and their themes tend to range from Indie to Tropical to Simple.They love poetry and especially love reading deep books in three quarter empty cafes they find.Music they listen to are things like Of Monsters & Men,ArcticMonkeys,2 Door Cinema Club etc You'd also find loads of them at Coachella or Lanewayfestivals.They hate boybands but adore bands that are made up of several boys Once in a while,they enjoy house music.Hipsters tend to be hot if they're men,if they're girls,they're beautiful.

defintion one:

person 1: *instagrams a picture of the latest frap she just bought*
person 2: omg you are such a hipster, drinking Starbucks' fraps and all

definition two:

person 1: what is life *listens to indie music*
person 2: *whispers to person 3* I think he's a hipster

by flutterguy sunshine June 16, 2014

hipster

A retard that will go out of there way to find things people don't like and like them they usually drink horrible beer and do horrible things and smoke cigarettes. Cause it's cool duh? They listen to music that sounds like slow wines in the mic and idk if they migrate to starbucks anymore but i'd check there to study these dumb animals

I watch friends and drink pabst cause I'm a hipster

by fig neuton January 21, 2014

Hipster

Someone doesn't exactly likes mainstream things and likes to cling on to the past.

Person 1: That car is too mainstream for me, I prefer the older version.
Person 2: Stop being a hipster.

by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016

hipster

A insecure label, that a snobby young creative (bohemian) uses to call other young creatives snobby.

"Oh, this coffee shop is too overrun with hipsters. I'm going back to mine to read Catcher in the Rye with an espresso."

by SarumanTheChef September 12, 2009