Heath Paul

Heath Paul typically has strawberry blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. He always brags about having muscles and loves the term “dawg”. He’s very sweet, kind, loyal, and the most loving person you’ll ever meet. He loves to give presents and hugs. He has a good sense of humor and does really funny impressions of characters from Father of the Bride. He is also proficient in the “bend and snap”. Heath Paul is a keeper!

Person 1: has Heath Paul ever given you a present?
Person 2: yes, he’s the more intentional person ever!

by hepta-hydrate November 23, 2021

Heath

The last name of my awful English teacher.

"Oh look there's the bitch.
"miss heath ?"
"Yeah"

by Your nans signature December 6, 2021

Henchie

A henchie is a person who loves to cuddle with other guys pubes. This tends to get quite intense, bc he does it without asking for consent. If you are alone with a henchie, just keep your eyes locked on your lower section, for your pubes safety

A henchie is a person no one voluntarily has as a friend.

by ikrjonas December 9, 2021

Heath

Heath knows that the urban dictionary is able to be written by anyone with a keyboard

Heath is smart because he knows that the urban dictionary is full of rubbish

by MeHeath123 February 27, 2022

Heath

Big fat saggy balls

Sarah: this dude I fucked last night had such a Heath
Misty: ew how old was he

by RogelioMartinez420 March 23, 2022

Heather

A pathetic, psycho, crackhead, lazy, disgusting, gaslighting, manipulative, narcissistic, piece of shit, who makes every single thing about herself. Who cant even listen to what other people have to say about their own issues without making it about herself.

Heather provided drugs to minors and then kicked her son’s friends out of the house repeatedly at absurd hours to fend for themselves.

by GremlinY3 April 17, 2022

heather

A blonde haired, blue eyed savage. She doesn't take anyone's shit and isn't afraid to stand up for her best buddies!!!!! This girl is a one of a kind female who's worth having in your life. She doesn't realize how beautiful she is inside and out. As Conan Gray says "What a sight for sore eyes!" She's faithful and kind when you deserve her kindness. Keep her around!

"Oh heather? She's cool af. Don't get on her bad side though."
"Why?"
"Just don't..."

by imcoolaf101 April 20, 2022