Helmet

Another way to call someone stupid.

Person #1: See that guy who ran into that door?

Person #2: Yea what a helmet

by Mista Foldgers May 26, 2009

Helm

1. Someone who shreds guitar, playing mostly 80's metal riffs.
Also, a 'Helm' can be a person that acts years younger than their actual age, often gaining satisfaction from pranking people.

1. Did you see that guy shredding on that flying V in Guitar Center? He was such a Helm!

2. Dammit! Someone soaped the falls again. It was probably Helm.

by OwenOwenOwen March 5, 2009

firemans helmet

a word used by men to describe there cocks

"hello lovely ladies wanna check out my firemans helmet its large and in charge"
"no doosh bag i dont date firemen"

by Ollie Wright,kieron sykes August 18, 2006

Russian Helmet

When a man puts his head up a woman's twat all the way up to his chin.

After I gave Sally a Russian Helmet she became very loose.

by grundel octavio September 25, 2007

Scat helmet

This is a rubbery helmet that a person wears while participating in the sexual activity of 'scat' (poo sex). It is used to prevent poo from getting to ones hair, as poo is quite hard to wash out of hair.

Dude man i have to take a shit let's do some scat! OMFG HOLD IT IN MAN LET ME GET MY SCAT HELMET FIRST I'VE JUST HAD A SHOWER!

by lolerface September 11, 2008

penis helmet

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

by MurGaTroYd April 5, 2005

purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.

woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...

by kkkkkara June 26, 2006