Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

Insult toward a female, especially someone you dislike

Though all dogs go to heaven,
The non-canine bitches don’t
Get the same opportunities.
Not all dogs go to heaven.

by spen53 May 27, 2018

my blue heaven

When you go to use a public bathroom for some sitdown business and you find the blue toilet water, signifying a freshly cleaned stall.

"Had to drop off the kids at the pool, it was great, and to make it better, entered my blue heaven"

by Chuckles M October 19, 2006

blue heaven

Blue heaven, adj.
Debatably the best flavour of thickshake ever.

Oh my god, lets go for a blue heaven thickshake.

by glamour May 7, 2008

7 minuets in heaven

A lame game played by silly middle schoolers where one person is blindfolded in a closet and another locked in with them for seven minuets to do whatever they want.
Since usualy one is too prude to do anything to their mystery person- its a whole lot of sitting in the dark for seven minuets going, "when the fuck are they letting us out of the closet?"

Guy 1 "hey girl one, lets play 7 minuets in heaven, betty- you go first."
Betty "huh? what?"
girl one "go on betty, I think josh is up next... I hear he goes straght for second base :D"
Betty "no, I don't wanna..."
girl one talks her into going in the closet and locks the door.... usualy tossing in someone in other than josh- but she thinks its josh.... or she is locked in by herself wondering what smells so bad in the corner of the closet.

by iusebothhandsXD December 3, 2007

7th Heaven

When a girl gets gangbanged and has two penises in her vagina, two in her ass, one in each hand, and one in her mouth (equaling 7 penises)

"Cindy is such a slut. I heard she got 7th Heaven'd last night by the football team."

by TheOneFreeMan October 5, 2009

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

An episode of Family Guy. The 121st episode of Family. In this episode, the Griffins go to a Star Trek convention and Stewie is angry that he didn't get to ask the Star Trek cast his questions. He then obtains blue prints to ask the Star Trek his questions. When he spends the day with them, they complain about minor things and Stewie becomes greatly annoyed with this. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps and after watching a religion channel after bieng bedridden, she tries to convert everyone to Christianity. Brian claims that he is an atheist and Meg publicly humiliates him, making Brian an outcast. Brian eventually sees the light and realizes how important God is to him.

Joseph - "I just saw a new family guy episode on TV"
Joseph's dad - "What is it about?"
Joseph - "You'd love it. Its about Stewie hangin out with the Star Trek cast"
Joseph's dad - "Shit! Why the fuck would I miss it?"
Joseph - "The episode is Not all dogs go to heaven, cause Brians an athiest in that episode
Joseph's dad - "OK IM CONFUSED"

by ConsterMcMonster November 29, 2011

Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006