Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

Urban haters

People that go into urban dictionary approve new words and click "don't add it" on every single submission to anonymously make people mad. Even if it's a great definition

John: man why are you being an urban hater on urban dictionary?
Jim: because then they have to do the hole definition again to get it approved.
John: urban haters.

by TIMEFELINE February 22, 2015

water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.

Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater

by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017

Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips May 30, 2018

Kerosene Heater

A type of Heater that runs on Kerosene used in homes mostly found in Matt's land.

Hey maw, can you turn up the Kerosene Heater? It's cold in here!

by workplacethings December 19, 2018

PETER-HEATER

A term used to describe a beautiful woman's mouth, vagina or anus.

She likes to use all her Peter-Heaters.

by ®0B0T January 23, 2019

jessica heater

The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires”

Wow I wanna read a Jessica Heater fan fiction!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019