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The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023
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BBC Heaven

BBC Heaven is the place your girl goes to when she cheats on you/leaves you for one of the basketball people.
Person 1: “yo, what happened to your girl?”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”
by Bebeck March 12, 2025
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Heaven

Heaven is a girl who is cute asl N a bad bitch N is also a keeper
Person 1 : yo damn heaven fine

Person 2 : yeah she a bad bitch I dont know hoe anyone can lose her
by Mean ass bitch 🤘🏽 September 2, 2019
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Stairway to heaven

When a girl is laying face down on an elevated surface with her legs on a man’s shoulders while he stands behind her and he’s eating her out.

After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
Dude, last night i did stairway to heaven, life changing.
by stairwaytoheavens February 9, 2025
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Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.
"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"
by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017
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michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
That boy is such a michael heavens
by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018
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oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
by Isator November 14, 2023
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