fake having

when you pretend to have a lot of money on the net but you really broke as hell

person 1:“Aye you seen all that money jay got? “
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”

by moommwras March 4, 2024

im having sex with dreydon rn

to have sex with dreydon right then and there

im having sex with dreydon rn

by bobthenigga 2 March 5, 2024

really havin

im really havin bitch

broke nigga - u broke asf

ah real nigga - niggas know im really havin

by really havin December 6, 2024

Im having dinner

Hello it's me Neil having dinner woohoo

Did you Know Neil is having dinner?

Im Having dinner indeed

by Neil Is Having Dinner March 31, 2025

Really Havin Motion

When you really havin it , u havin da bread , stayin out da way , and fuckin niggas bitches

“Dat nigga Jae Really havin motion , he just fucked mazi bitch and sent him da video”

by imso rich June 14, 2025

The Modified Halvie

Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.

Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.

J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"

Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"

J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"

Phantom: .....

by Ze PHanom June 3, 2013

You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.

Fuck off you’re havin’ me on!

by Southeastgal December 10, 2018