Devil’s Halo

The red halo leftover around your junk after your penis earns his red wings.

Bro, that’s a killer cock ring you have. No, that’s just the devil’s halo I got last night.

by Ms. Oxford Comma February 12, 2023

halo 2

an awesome multiplayer game, despite horrible single player. chances are that anyone complaining about the game is:

-a retard
-a noob, and is currently getting their ass handed to them every game on xbox live

also futures a ranking system that everyone thinks shows how "good" they are, despite the fact that it doesnt.

i know level 36 noobs.

yes, you CAN kill someone with a rocket launcher.

by pestilentmetal May 18, 2005

Halo

1. A glowing incorporeal circle that horizontally resides several centimeters over the head of an angel or a saint.
*In the case of anime it resides over the heads of anyone who has died(see DBZ).

2. An good FPS that was initially available for Xbox and now also the PC it is horribly overrated by little 12-year-old fanboys whos computers are so bad that they cannot even play Half-Life let alone UT and thus have nothing to compare Halo to. Halo's godlike status in their eyes is something very dear to them for it is the only thing that justifies their purchase of the Xbox.

1. The angel descended upon the earth and all gazed in awe at the halo that marked him divine.

1.*Goku: Hey yo Krillin you died!
Krillin: Yeah and now I have this wierd thing over my head, hey look it jiggles, wheee!

2.
Fanboy: OMG! Hal0 is t3h best game evah!
Real FPS gamer: It is decent but offers nothing new, UT is way more fun, and Far Cry is better than Halo too. All Halo has is graphics.
Fanboy: Haha, you are just 2 p00r 2 buy an Xbox so you got a 3 Ghz proccessor with 1048 corsair Ram, 120 GB HD, and ATI Radeon 9800 instead. Stop whining.

Real FPS Gamer: Whatever.

by Succubus June 26, 2004

halo 3

A game that people endlessly worship and consider to be the best game ever. It's fanboys say that anything other than Halo 3 is the worst thing ever made. They call the PlayStation the GayStation, as they are too idiotic to actually come up with insults and instead use the word "gay", often to cover up their own homosexual moments, such as when they masturbate with their friends instead of actually playing Halo 3. People said it would completely redefine the video game, and it turned out to the same as Halo 1 & 2, except for the fact that you could make a video in a confusing and unnecessary mode. The graphics were dated and nowhere near revolutionary. They resembled the graphics of a launch title for the Xbox 360, because the developers knew people would still buy it and say it was the best ever no matter how shitty it turned out to be. Most of it's fanboys used to be fanboys of Final Fantasy VII, but they've "grown up". It is a typical first-person shooter; awful story, ridiculously short campaign mode, alien invasion story that they're milking as much as possible, because, again, they know retards will still buy it and call it the best ever. Halo 3 fans are idiots. They love to make fun of Nintendo, even though they had Nintendo systems long before Xbox came out, and they still do. They can't admit that Mario Galaxy is better than Halo 3, even though Mario Galaxy actually gives gamers something they haven't seen in a sequel instead of giving them the same game constantly over and over again. Halo 3 fans are the people that will not read this because it is long, and will give it a thumbs down the second they realize it isn't positive.

Halo 3 is not revolutionary, it didn't do anything.

HALO 3 FAN: Is that game a first-person shooter?
FRIEND: Actually, yes it is, as first-person shooters became popular after the release of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64
HALO 3 FAN: IT'S A RIPOFF OF HALO!

GOLDENEYE IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! DOOM IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! UNREAL IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY GAME WHERE YOU REGENERATE HEALTH IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS RELEASED AFTER THE LAUNCH OF THE XBOX ARE A RIPOFF OF HALO!

Technically, Sonic the Hedgehog is what Halo rips off of. Sonic was the first to give you the exact same thing over and over and over and still sold millions of copies.

I'm done playing Final Fantasy VII, so I started playing Halo 3. Final Fantasy VII sucks. Zelda games CAN'T be good. They aren't Halo.

by Minus-World128 January 10, 2009

halo53

A ugly kid with no life and eats garbage and sleeps with dogs and has tuna in his pants and is very very ugly and i dont know why but he is gay!

Halo 53 is one gay person, he like manholes.

by Antiherosk8er March 27, 2005

Halo

1. The magical ring above an angel's head. Can be seen in most religious stuff.

2. Military acronym for 'High Altitude, Low Opening'. It consists of Special Forces units jumping from a plane high in the air and not opening the 'chute until they're about 500 feet from the ground. This way, they are not detected by radar.

3. A somewhat overrated (though fun to play) first person shooter for the Microsoft Xbox. Currently, it, Halo 2, and Ninja Gaiden are one of the 10 or 15 games worth note of buying for the Xbox.

1. God has a shiny halo on his head. Mmm..shiny.

2. The..army..guy did a HALO jump into the enemy base.

3. "Hey man, let's get drunk and play Halo!"

by Icecap M. Veiwin November 24, 2004

Halocaust

1. n. the mass murdering of the Covenant and Flood by the characters of Master Chief and the Arbiter for the sole purpose of the enjoyment of the gamers controlling them; it was engineered by m$ in a plan they called the final solution and enacted by bungie

so, i was liek, playing the halo 3 campaign on liek, easy the other day, and it was liek, a total HALOCAUST

by wizjany October 16, 2009